Awaken Old Fogey for you
are not dead yet! Does
the caged bird remember the freedom of flight? Has the spirit of
the tiger withered with the seasons of life? Has the master of old
forsaken his earthly body?
Your warrior’s spirit cannot be
contained within these restrictive hospital walls.
Adventure awaits you outside.
Escaping
will require the strength of the tiger, the courage of the panther,
the agility of the crane, and the cunning of the snake.
This is
your Final Battle. You
are the dragon and only you can unleash Fogey Fu!
GAMEPLAY
Choose your favorite fogey and battle your way thru floors of the hospital. If you're able to fight thru orderlys, nurses, greedy relatives, acrobatic surgeons, deadly doctors, and death himself you may reach the ultimate destination “the lobby”
Your entire body is a lethal weapon. Chop, kick, and thrust your way thru hoards of medical personnel
Watch carefully for hidden bonuses that release super attacks and invincability such as the ScootMaster 5000 power chair and the mighty blue pill of vigor
Raid the nurses station at the end of each floor level for power ups like pudding's and ointment's to enhance your fogey's abilities
Foes are many and armed to the teeth. Orderlys hurl bed pans and whip enima bags, burley nurses mercilessly kick your shins, deadly doctors attack with injurious injections, ninja-like surgeons employ amazing acrobatics, greedy relatives try an impose their will, and death himself attacks with a scythe, but even death is not the end: the final foe is double deadly!
Rated E for elderly
REVIEWS
"Not since Wilford Brimley has an octogenarian titillated
the geriatric heart of America!" - Old Phart Times
"
Let's hear it for Fogey! He parties like it's 1899. And he
was 100. In 1899. Making him old today. Really, really, old." -Bea
Authur
"
Fogey Fu gives crotchety old me a bad name." - Dick Cheney
"
Take one part vinegar, one part salt, and one part tobacco juice from
the front of a nursing home patient; stir, let it age for about 90 years. Mmmm!
That's good Fogey!"
- Paula Dean, Cooking With Paula Dean
“
This game is the personification of my life’s greatest quest”
- Quai Chang
Before I die, I will master Fogey Fu”
- Grasshopper
Where does he get all those blue pills”
- Dr. J Brothers
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Show off your inner Fu with these Fabulous Fogey Fashions!
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Product Information and Support
Fogey Fu™ v.1.0.1
Copyright 2009 Fundane LLC
All Rights Reserved
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This software is provided without warranty of any kind. Fundane LLC will not be liable for any consequential or incidental damages relating to your use of this software. All use of this software is subject to the terms and conditions.
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Your warrior’s spirit cannot be
contained within these restrictive hospital walls.
Adventure awaits you outside. 
Get a Fogey Fu T-shirt!
